Friday, May 12, 2006

Today's New Words

Jamband fanatic and concert photographer George Weiss forwarded this to me (thanks, George):

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are this year's winners:

Bozone (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the nearfuture.

Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti (n) Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm (n) The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v) To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis (n) Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis (n) A degenerate disease. (This one got extracredit.)

Karmageddon (n) It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.) The grueling event of getting through theday consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v) All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n) The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you 're eating.

And the pick of the literature: Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an a--.


business voodoo said...

LOL! thanks for the levity!
peace & harmony,
'freedom must be exercised to stay in shape!'

Philip Booth said...

Yeah, I love these lists.

Coincidentally, I just got a great list of silly, made-up musical terms -- posted it on my other blog.

Thanks for reading